January 2010
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Jan 1st
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Zambies!
I’m waiting for my friends so stop playing Left for Dead 2 so we can go somewhere. :) I think it’s almost time. Weeeee.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Boo, Conflict.
I never know what to do when my two best friends (who happen to be in a relationship) get into arguments. Give one a hug, tell the other to never give up and get on tumblr while they duke it out in the other room? Guess so.
Jan 1st
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December 2009
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Dec 31st
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clientsfromhell: We were wrapping a client’s project up and we asked them to send us the text content they wanted on the production version so we could flow it in. They asked what format did we need and we said really whatever works for them. What we received were cropped screenshots of word documents, which were each embedded into a word document. What I would like to know is why someone who...
Dec 31st
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clientsfromhell: Client: “I’ve received this other quote and you’re 5 times as expensive as they are.” Me: “Really? Who quoted it for you?” Client: “Firm X” Me: “Well we’re 10 times as good as they are, so really we quoted you 50% too little.”
Dec 31st
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clientsfromhell: Client: I hate the logo. I really really hate the logo. I can’t bear to look at it. It makes me sick just to see it. I want you to design another one! Us: Erm… why? You approved it a few months ago. Client: Yes, but you knew I didn’t like it then. You need to change it. Us: You approved it. You had your business cards printed. Client: Yes. I hate them too! Us: If you want a...
Dec 31st
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“Can you make the font more dangerous?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Dec 31st
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No limit
clientsfromhell: Client: [when briefing a designer] I am not going to tell you anything, because I don’t want to limit your creativity.
Dec 31st
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“Can you make it red, but not red, you know? And maybe try a primary color, like...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Dec 31st
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“The logo with the goose and buoy should be the main focus of the ad. Make sure...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Dec 31st
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Justin Bieber.
androgynousbeing: The first time I saw him I thought he was a little baby dyke. But didn’t everyone? I can stop feeling like a weirdo for thinking this now. Thank you, tumblr community.
Dec 31st
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clientsfromhell: Client: You see where you have a full stop at the end of the first sentence? Me: Yes. Client: Can you change it to a comma? Me: Er, well I can, but you should put a full stop at the end of a sentence. Client: Oh, that grammar stuff is very old fashioned. Bahaha! That’s too great. And horrifying. I don’t even know why this person thought it made sense or would...
Dec 31st
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Another red flag...
sebastiancivarolo: clientsfromhell: Client: We have to put graphic boards together for the presentation…should we use Times New Roman or Arial? x_x GTFO. D:
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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“I’m sort of torn whenever we about Al Quaeda. On the one hand they are...”
– Rachel Maddow
Dec 29th
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WatchWatch
Rachel Maddow just fuckin pwned this man. No joke. Epic and amusing.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Oh, Rachel Maddow. :)
Rachel: Your most recent book, Gay Children, Straight Parents, which again says nothing about changing people from being gay on the cover which I think I resent. Regardless.. Page 72-74 you say "among the list of factors that may lead to homosexual desires: divorce, death of a parent, adoption, religion, race."
Richard Cohen: Race?! That's not in there.
Rachel: Yes it is, here I am, page 75 of your book with your name on the cover. I gotta ask ya. Um, every single one of those ideas is insane to me. I mean, the idea that divorce makes you gay, for example seems insane to me--
Richard: no, no, no, no, no, no!
Rachel: Wa- Wait, hey! You described that as a factor that contributes to homosexuality desire, okay?
Richard: You're taking it out of context, Rachel.
Rachel: No, I'm reading it from your book dude!
Dec 29th
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“i like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite a new thing. Muscles...”
– e. e. cummings (via feminision)
Dec 29th
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Why Are So Many Celebrities Dying?
Is that a sign that the world is ending slowly and will come to a dramatic conclusion in 2012?
Dec 29th
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“I went home for thanksgiving… Home being my parents house… Which...”
– Larz Yerian
Dec 29th
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ok wait i looked up justin bieber
littlejess: and i am pretty sure he’s a 20 year old lesbian
Dec 29th
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