While discussing how to fit an entire production team in an 8.5”x11” photo.
Client: Can’t everyone stand in the front for a while?
Me: Excuse me?
Client: Yeah, I saw that photo effect in a Harry Potter movie once. Isn’t that photoshop?
Me: No. That’s magic.
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That looks gay. Make it more sexist, but be subtle.
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Whether you’re liberal, whether you’re very conservative, you ought to be excited [about Romney] because he’s been on your side at one time or another.
Rep. Louie Gohmert
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- white people: if we put too many people of color on this jury than it'll be more favorable to the person of color on trial
- people of color: ...
- people of color: so by that logic, you're agreeing that if we have too many white people on the jury than it'll be more favorable to the white person on trial
- white people: NO NEVER WHY WOULD WE EVER SAY THAT WE ARE FAIR AND OBJECTIVE ALWAYS
- people of color: ...
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History is written by the victors.
It is very obvious that the Indians didn’t care about anyone but themselves and their “kind”, and basically didn’t give two s**ts about the Europeans. Seems that the Europeans has a very accurate story because who would make this stuff up? They described every single detail on what the Indians did to them, their family, and their whole race. The Indians didn’t care about ANYTHING but themselves and their happiness. In conclusion, the Indians should have never treated the Europeans so horribly and the hate the Europeans have for them is nothing more than what the Indians deserve. 100%!
Oh dear god…
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Client: I am calling you about the folders you designed and printed.
Me: Yes…
Client: The prints are exactly as you showed us in the concept.
Me: Yes…
Client: We don’t want that.
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We want to keep it both ghetto-tastic and professional at the same time.
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He is the only African American student in the class at the Falls Church school. And he says the fact he was singled out and asked to read it “blacker” shows racial insensitivity by his teacher.
“It’s very, very unprofessional,” he says. “It should not happen. She didn’t do it to any other kids, why did she have to do it to me.”
Jordan brought it to his mom’s attention after a lesson in English this week about stereotypes. The freshman says he was again singled out to explain why African American people like grape soda and rap music.
A George C. Marshall High School student asked to read poem ‘blacker’ | WJLA.com (via yfiles)
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