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WHEN A PIECE IS RIDDLED WITH EM DASHES

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Whether you’re liberal, whether you’re very conservative, you ought to be excited [about Romney] because he’s been on your side at one time or another.

Rep. Louie Gohmert

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The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive empire is—and I mean this seriously—the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been.
Fidel Castro
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SCHOOL:

  • In class: 1+1=2
  • Exercises: 1+2+1=4
  • Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.

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There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world. The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.
Douglas Adams
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feministhistorian:

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Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!  

YES!

TRUE

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TRUE!

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People say America can still innovate. But I say there was a recent hit romantic comedy titled “Love Happens.
Dave Weigel on Twitter

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Two types of people in this world: Those who get what happens when you start a tweet with the @ sign and those who don’t.
@bradplumer via Twitter

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